e-mail traffic between company BOZ* and Kerstin

* BOZ stood for "Bayerische Osterhasen Zentrale" (Bavarian Easterbunny center) - but this was my secret. Look also at the names, which were especially selected to remember at Harpos songs: Jessica Candle was called the nice lady from the despatch department (createt from two of Harpos songs: "Jessica" and "Light A Candle") as well as Dr. Harald star (Harald similarly "Harpo" and star from "Movie star"). "Oskar Haase" was then still another sign towards "Osterhase" (Easterbunny)



1. Mail of BOZ:

Very honoured Mrs Escher,

unfortunately our package could not be sent to you. It came back with the note: Time limit expired - return to sender. As receiver address we used the following data:

Kerstin Escher

Main street 32/postlagernd

D 13158 Berlin

Please check up the adress and communicate you us what's uncorrect, so that we can sent the package to you duly.

Yours sincerely

Jessica Candle

BOZ, department of national dispatch


Kerstins Answer:

Very honoured Mrs. Candle,

unfortunately I do not know, which company BOZ is and in which affair you want to send me a package.

The data of the address are not correct. Here ist the correct adress:

Harpo

c/o Kerstin Escher

Main street 32/postlagernd

D - 13158 Berlin

It would be very kind of you, if you could tell me, what BOZ means.

Thank you in forward for your labour.

Yours sincerely

Kerstin Escher


2. Mail of BOZ:

Very honoured Mrs Escher,

thank you for the information, the package has already left our despatch department and I hope, that it will arrive you this time.

Please excuse the delay of the delivery, but our computer-system will be re-organized and this can make some troubles.

Your questions about our company are given to our public relations office. One of our employees or Dr. Harald itself will contact you soon and inform you about our company and answer to all of your questions.

Yours sincerely

Jessica Candle

BOZ, department of national dispatch

3. Mail of BOZ*

* of course with a new email address of the public relations office

Very honoured Mrs Escher,

thank you for your interess about our company. I will send you our firm folder, which will answer all your questions in detail. It will be sent in the next days by post office.

If you should need further information, let us know, we can offer:

- firm folder in high polish execution

- firm manual, 256 sides, paperback

- bound firm manual, 260 sides,

- firm presentation on 2 CD ROM

- firm presentation on DVD (please indicate desired country code)

- firm leader, 116 sides, paperback

- bound firm leader, 120 sides,

- firm overview on CD Rome

- firm overview, 40 sides paperback

- bound firm overview, 44 pages

- firm short info., folding sheet

Hope this will help you.

With best greetings

Oskar Haase

BOZ pressestelle

1. Mail of Alex:

Dear Kerstin,

now I have to ask you, if my easterpresent has arrived you, because I have heart nothing from you. And if you have found it, of course I'm interestet "how you found it" ;-))

Kind after-easter, nearly already before-whitsuntide regards to Börlin*

from the beautiful Bayernländle*

Alex :-)


(*Note: Börlin is a nickname of Berlin, Bayernländle a nickname of Bavaria)


Answer of Kerstin:

Hello Alexander,

that was probably today thought transmission. Today I had to thought to you so strong and I wondered, why you don't have answered to my easter-greetings.

I have gotten nothing by you or better, it arrived nothing. Perhaps I should go looking for the Mail, because ist was easter (* gg *).

Sunny greetings from Berlin

Kerstin

Kerstin


2. Mail of Alex:

Hello Kerstin,

oh, on a higher level we are probably connected...

Don't search in the garden or in the mailbox - but at the POST OFFICE - after a letter!

Beautiful holidays and best greetings

Alex

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