Remark: The original article is much better than my translation - please excuse!


Urgently wanted: Atractive pig-lady for CD-Cover


A people of Garching wants to join in showbiz. His success he would share with a pig

from Gina Parchatka


Some readers really want our best: They bring us their stories free of charge. In this case, the Wochenblatt is allowed to report about a hit, which isn't published at time. And that's the work of the Garchinger Alexander S. In his real life S. works as an electrician. But in his free time the 35-years young man likes artistic works. Especially the imitation of other musicians. In smaller, private circles, the Garchinger is already known as appealing to the emotions. But now he would like to go out more public. His chance he sees in a great competition of musicians in the internet. And for that Alexander S. already banned, or better burned his recording on CD. But he needs an adequate model for the cover. Until the end of september he hopes to find a pig-lady for the role of "Lucille" wich help of the Wochenblatt.

In opposition to his self-written songtext "Why are you swelling so much, Lucille?" he has great expectings about the selection of the "cover-pig". The animal has to be come from a friend of animals. And in no case it is allowed to slaughter the pig sometimes later. "It would be terrible, if the song gets famous, and the people have to notice, that they already ate Lucille", so the potential chart-climber. Like any other model, the pig has to be fotogen (Remark: fotogen means, that somebody looks good on photographs). And it should be friendly to humans. Last but not least the farmer should have no problems, if his pig will bocome famous. But the Garchinger not intends to have public appearances with the pig.

Please notice: Animal-friendly owners of atractive pigs please contact Alexander S.

The pig should be alive, whith wich the Garchinger Alexander S. wants to become successful.